Apologetics So Dead Cropped Hoodie – Not Even Proxy Work Can Save It

When the mental gymnastics finally break an ankle, you know it’s over. The Apologetics So Dead cropped hoodie is for those who’ve watched every excuse, defense, and FAIR article get buried deeper than a sealed portion of scripture. Featuring ultra-soft fleece and a trendy raw hem, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you sip coffee and watch apologetics go the way of polygamy (officially denounced, but still lingering).

Perfect for ex-Mos who know that not even a temple baptism can resurrect a bad argument. Stay warm, stay witty, and stay skeptical. 🔥😏
• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline and cuffs
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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