Apologetics So Dead Tee – Not Even Baptisms for the Dead Can Save It

When the best defense is mental gymnastics and moving goalposts, you know it’s a lost cause. The Apologetics So Dead tee is for ex-Mos who’ve watched every excuse, explanation, and FAIR article collapse under the weight of actual history. Soft, breathable, and packed with just the right amount of snark, this shirt is perfect for coffee runs, debate nights, or casual apostate attire.

Because when an argument is so dead that even posthumous baptisms can’t revive it, it’s time to call it what it is—DOA. 🔥😏
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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