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Celestial Kingdom or Bust - Make Adam God Again Fleece Shorts

Celestial Kingdom or Bust - Make Adam God Again Fleece Shorts

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Brigham Young said it, the church disavowed it, and now you can wear it. The Make Adam God Again fleece shorts bring celestial-level comfort with a side of doctrinal controversy. Inspired by the once-taught, now-denied Adam-God doctrine, these ultra-soft shorts are perfect for lounging, debating theology, or casually reminding people that prophetic infallibility is… complicated.

With a relaxed fit and a design that screams doctrine subject to change, these shorts are ideal for ex-Mos who appreciate a good heresy with their comfort. After all, if Adam was God, shouldn’t we be worshipping him again? 🔥😏

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% Polyester
• Grey Heather is 52% ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• 100% cotton face yarn
• 32 singles
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Sewn eyelets
• Sewn fly detail
• Elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord
• Back pocket
• Jersey-lined hand pockets
• Tapered knee opening

Size guide

  WAIST WIDTH (inches) INSEAM (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 15-20 9 20
M 16-21 9 20 ½
L 17-22 9 21
XL 18-23 9 21 ½
2XL 19 ⅝-24 9 22
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