Not quite valiant in the testimony but still rocking a distinguished vibe? The Lax Disciple tee is for those who’ve traded rigid obedience for relaxed apostasy—preferably with a hot cup of coffee in hand. Featuring an outline of a refined gentleman sipping his devil’s bean water, this ultra-soft tee is perfect for ex-Mos who prefer critical thinking over blind faith (and a solid roast over a soft answer).
Wear it while pondering the mysteries of the universe—or just pondering which espresso to order next. Either way, you’ve officially entered the less active but highly caffeinated phase of life. ☕🔥
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
