Mormon Definition Coffee Tumbler – Sip Between Shifting Doctrines

First, Mormon meant More Good. Then, it was a Major Victory for Satan. If prophetic consistency isn’t a thing, at least coffee is! The Mormon Definition coffee tumbler lets you enjoy your devil’s bean water while contemplating which version of Mormonism is currently in style.

With a 25oz. capacity to fuel all your apostate thoughts, this tumbler is perfect for early mornings, deep dives into church history, or just staying hydrated while the doctrine does backflips. Because coffee stays hot—but church narratives keep getting rewritten. ☕🔥

• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

25 oz (739 ml) size:

• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

40 oz (1183 ml) size:

• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid

Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!