Mormonism Review Hoodie – 1-Star Salvation, Would Not Recommend

After years of tithing, testimony meetings, and mental gymnastics, it’s time to leave a review. The Mormonism: Very Deceitful, Would Not Recommend hoodie perfectly sums up what happens when the truth claims don’t hold up under scrutiny. Featuring a bold 1-star rating graphic, this hoodie is soft, cozy, and ideal for ex-Mos who’ve unsubscribed from high-demand religion.

Wear it while sipping coffee, dodging missionaries, or explaining to your still-believing relatives why you didn’t leave because you were offended. Because if there were refunds for time spent in the church, we’d all be rich. 🔥😏

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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