Ponderize Egyptian Papyri Hoodie

Wrap yourself in ancient mysteries and modern humor with the Ponderize Egyptian Papyri Sweatshirt! Featuring a cheeky design of one of the infamous Egyptian papyri that Joseph Smith "translated" into the Book of Abraham—only for it to later be revealed as an Egyptian funerary text—this sweatshirt is perfect for those who appreciate a little heretical history.

With the slogan "Ponderize Egyptian," it’s a witty nod to those times when deep thinking leads to deep questions. Cozy, stylish, and guaranteed to get a chuckle from those in the know, this sweatshirt is your go-to for pondering, relaxing, and sharing a good laugh about one of the quirkiest chapters in religious history.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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