Proxy Drinking Hoodie – Baptized in Spirits, One Shot at a Time

If they can baptize the dead, why can’t we drink for the living? The Proxy Drinking hoodie is perfect for ex-Mos who still feel a sense of duty—just with a little more booze and a lot less baptismal font. Featuring the iconic I, ____, being thirsty, drink this alcohol, for and on behalf of, ____, who is Mormon design, this hoodie lets you perform your own kind of sacred ordinance—one sip at a time.

Soft, cozy, and guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows at family gatherings, this hoodie is perfect for those who have left the church but kept the rituals—just with better refreshments. 🍸🔥

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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