Proxy Sips Coffee Mug – Caffeinating the Covenant-Bound

If they can baptize the dead, you can drink coffee for the living. The Proxy Sips coffee mug lets you perform your own sacred ordinance—one apostate sip at a time. Featuring the hilarious I, ____, drink this coffee, for and in behalf of, ____, who is Mormon design, this mug is perfect for those who’ve left the church but still have a sense of duty… to caffeine.

Fill it up, say a very reverent prayer of appreciation for the Word of Wisdom loopholes, and sip in honor of your still-believing friends. Because salvation is temporary, but coffee is forever. ☕🔥

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!