Proxy Sips Coffee Tumbler – Caffeinating the Afterlife, One Sip at a Time

If they can baptize the dead, you can caffeinate them! The Proxy Sips coffee tumbler lets you perform sacred apostate ordinances one delicious sip at a time. Featuring the hilarious phrase I, being thirsty, drink this coffee, for and on behalf of, ____, who is Mormon, this 25oz. tumbler is perfect for those who’ve left behind temple work but kept a sense of humor (and a strong coffee habit).

Stay hydrated, stay heretical, and sip with reverence—because if the afterlife is real, at least someone should be enjoying coffee there. ☕🔥

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz. (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 4″ × 7.2″ (10.1 cm × 18.2 cm)
• Includes straw and lid
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

Disclaimer:
• Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
• Not leak-proof. To prevent potential leaks, we recommend keeping the tumbler upright at all times.

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