According to the prophet, apostates are getting the ultimate celestial castration—so why not embrace it with a T.K. Smoothie? This hoodie serves up a refreshing take on Russell M. Nelson’s wild theological claim, blending ex-Mo humor with cozy comfort. Featuring a playful smoothie design, it’s perfect for those who’ve traded in fear-based doctrine for something a little more… fluid.
Stay warm, stay smooth, and enjoy the thought that in the next life, you might just be the most refreshingly free soul out there. 🥤🔥
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
